Assuming that Pinmonkey are telling the truth, we'll see where their long-distance lover could be located.
According to this website, the shortest night of the year (at least in my neck of the woods) occurred on June 20 - June 21, when there were 8 hours and 30 minutes between sundown and sunrise.
Let's give Pinmonkey two 15-minute periods to refuel, use the facilities, and grab a couple of sandwiches from under the 7-Eleven heat lamps.
That's 8 full hours of driving.
If they're on the interstate, they'll likely average about 65 miles per hour... giving us 520 miles of distance.
Pure speculation, but based on this NY Times article, Rossy's tangle with the law may have had something to do with the lucrative, and apparently dangerous, vanilla trade.
For more Rod Stewart covers, Blur's version of "Maggie May" can be found here, and Wilson Phillips' version of "A Reason to Believe" can be found here.
For those same five decades, they've had the coolest band name in the known universe. Daddy-o.
According to Solutions Bridal, Chantilly lace, named after the French region, is distinguishable by its hexagonal mesh background and exquisite floral motifs.
Though the home that Denver sings of nostalgically is probably non-existent, since Denver was born in New Mexico and raised primarily outside of Tucson, Arizona.... if it were an actual place, chances are it would be near the town of Harpers Ferry, as that teeny corner of the state on the Eastern panhandle is where the Blue Ridge Mountains meet the Shenendoah River.
Would have been a bit cooler if, as the band shouted "Tequila!," some dude in the front row simultaneously shouted "Opa!" and smashed a plate near the bassist's feet.
For more REM covers, OCD's version of "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?" can be found here, Black Needle Noise's version of "Losing My Religion" can be found here, and Discount's version of "It's the End of the World As We Know It" can be found here.